Wait a minute. I can give Modobag $1,000 so I look utterly ridiculous and completely piss off everyone in the airport? Well then. Just sign me up for the Preposterone Conference too. Won’t be too long before we see the first viral video on YouTube of a Modobag rider getting floored by an irate traveler. Hilarious!
When is a backpack not a backpack? We guess when people are somehow convinced it’s specially for commuters? Call us confused when it comes to the Slimfold SlimPack. It looks and behaves like, shall we say, a backpack… but it was conceived in San Francisco! Amazing! Here’s my $170.
With 20 days still to go, thousands of people and over half a million dollars have already pledged to Bagel, the digital tape measure. We’re not convinced how useful they really are. How about a device that scans every surface of a room or target and display the results as a 3D model? That, we could get into.
Yes. Bow down and sniff the hand covered in super premium musk oil cologne. But despite the cringe-worth video and super-mega over-abundance of graphics what we love the most is, “not smelling like every other guy”. Classic Steve Martin.
Despite it’s well done video, this project has none-chance of reaching $125,000 but what a product. It may be the best Trump action figure — complete with 3 sets of beautiful hands!
So it’s got to be good because, like he said, “I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.” And it’s best to keep that stuff off the ladies. Am I right?
Do you like being cold all the time? How about wearing bulky and ridiculous looking garments that keep you cold all the time? Believe you can lose weight by sitting around being cold? Well, do we have a product for you.
The Preset Chess project would have me believe they “reinvented” the chess set (no you didn’t). Having to put all the pieces in the set after your game, how does that save time? What’s the advantage? Halfway to their goal with 19 days to go, maybe it’s clear that setting up a chess board is quite the unbearable ordeal.
With the press this has been receiving we’re not surprised this is going to reach its goal. The premise of the LICKI Brush is that someone would WANT to lick their cat. And if that’s what you want then, just lick your damn cat. What do you think will happen? But besides jaw cramps, why not just use a brush?
You have to wonder — just a bit — if The Donald himself wouldn’t approve… “It should go without saying, but Trump Bucks are the best fake money that money can buy.”